''beef jerk''

   Once upon a time there was a man named Mr Combs.  He was the best beef jerk eater.  He was the best he could even eat a pig.  He will also eat all the beef jerk in the world.  To they call him the Monster eater.  Mr Combs was so famous he bot a cow.   Then Ms Combs went outside and so Mr Combs eating the cow and Ms Combs said to Mr Combs that he did not even left me a ear.  Sow Ms Combs went to the doter and said that Mr Combs is getting fatter I can't even hug him.  Sow she said I must also eat beef jerk  Then the next day Mr Combs got skinny.  Sow Mr Combs toke her to the hospital and it cost Mr Combs $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,?